Hey, hey, Tsu-kun.
Huh? What is it?
What should I wear to Open House tomorrow?
How about this?
Does it look good on me?
Too plain?
How about this one?
Uh, Mom...
You don't have to come...
How can you say that?
I haven't seen you in class for ages.
A raging storm couldn't keep me away.
I'm starting to wish a storm would take out our school.
I can hardly wait.
It's math class tomorrow, right?
I think it was English last year.
I wish I could just forget about last year...
Next up is Sawada.
Yes.
What's your name?
"Whatcha" what?
Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Over here!
M-Mom!
My name is Nana Sawada!
I never want to go through something that embarrassing again.
Don't come, Mom.
Seriously, I'm begging you.
Or should I go with this one?
This is so hard.
She's not listening to me!
I wish they'd get rid of Parents Day altogether.
Open House, huh?
Target 67 Vongola-style Open House
My, it's been so long.
Geez!
Look at what my mom's wearing!
It's so embarrassing!
Neither of my parents could come 'cause they're busy with the store.
I wish something would come up so my mom couldn't make it.
Hey, Loser Tsuna!
You're gonna give us some entertainment again, right?
You were great last year.
Sawada, translate the phrase: "This is a pencil."
I-I am a p-pencil.
"I am a pencil"?
Even a grade-schooler would know that one!
Hey, freaks.
I won't go easy on any punks who laugh at the boss.
Isn't that enough?
E-Excuse... us!
Thanks, Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto.
It's no big deal.
No!
We need to teach them a lesson.
You can count on me.
No, it's okay.
Don't worry about the people behind you.
Relax and show them how you normally act.
I'll be screwing up the way I usually do.
Mom isn't here yet.
Maybe she won't show.
Please don't come here!
Sorry! I'm late!
Tsu-kun!
Sawada-san, you're late.
You have to transcribe ten pages of kanji as punishment!
Right away, sir!
Give me a break, Mom!
I don't wanna stand out!
Why'd you have to come?!
I'll be picking on students who aren't great at math.
What?! That'd be me!
Yamamoto, give it a shot.
Man, right off the bat?
What a relief...
That's right. Yamamoto sucks at math too.
Try to redeem yourself here.
What's the answer to the first question?
Okay, sure...
Somewhere around half?
Come on.
You're just making wild guesses again.
Hmm?
Wait, you're right.
Score!
Great job, Takeshi!
You're getting extra fatty tuna tonight!
Geez, it's my dad...
Isn't he a good guesser?
That's my boy!
You're embarrassing me.
Moving on to the next question...
How about you, Kaneda?
Huh?
Uh...
I'm...
My Osamu-chan could easily solve that problem.
He'll be going to Tokyo University and taking over the family business, after all.
My...
I'm so envious.
Man, that's worthless.
Gokudera, cut the chatter.
What's wrong with that boy's attitude?
He must be a delinquent.
He sure looks like one.
Gokudera.
Could you at least sit up properly for Open House?
Not possible.
What?
Okay, Gokudera.
Solve the next problem.
7.5 pi.
Th-That's correct.
Solve the third problem then!
X equals -5.
Y equals 0.5.
You're right.
That's correct.
Gokudera-kun's so cool!
As usual...
Gokudera-kun's really smart, despite the attitude problem.
Moving on.
Sawada.
Yamamoto worked hard today.
Maybe you have a chance too?
Y-Yes.
Ah, uh...
What do I do?
I have no clue.
That look...
She's expecting me to pull this off!
Go, Tsuna!
Do your best, Tsuna-kun.
Boss.
32.
I'll just make a wild guess...
T-Ten--
Ow...
Tsuna-kun?
What is he doing?
What's wrong, Sawada?
What was that sound?
Something hit me from behind.
There's a creepy old lady!
Did you see anything?
I wonder what that sound was.
How dangerous.
Don't tell me he actually...
I can't wait for tomorrow.
Huh?
Do you have something to do tomorrow?
What are you talking about?
Isn't it Open House?
You're planning on coming?!
Of course.
As your tutor, it's a rare chance for me to observe my pupil through official lines.
No way!
You'd better not come!
I'll also be there to observe.
There may be new candidates for your Family in your class.
How could there possibly be any?
Anyway, you'd better not come.
You'll make a mess of everything.
Are you listening to me, Reborn?
Don't fall asleep!
H-He really came...
And he's dressed like a creepy old lady!
Hey, Sawada.
Y-Yes...
I couldn't hear you.
Could you repeat your answer?
Ah, yes...
Uh...
Did Reborn throw that sandal because I gave the wrong answer?
Then if I give the wrong answer again...
A-A bomb?!
If I make a wild guess...
Th-The answer is 6.
Wrong.
Th-That's right...
And if I refuse to give an answer...
Time's up.
I'm doomed!
I'll have to resort to desperate measures.
Escape!
You're not allowed to flee from a battle.
I-I'm dead!
Every choice leads to a bad end!
I'm feeling a totally different kind of pressure now!
Sawada.
What's wrong with you?
A-Ah, well...
Hey, hey!
L-Lambo!
The answer is one million potatoes.
No, Lambo!
Huh? I'm wrong?
Then the answer is one million gratins!
Lambo-kun and I-Pin-chan.
It's that cow brat again.
Why are they here?!
Are you somebody's little brother?
Is your mother or father around?
Hey. I know my times table!
Two times two is two.
Nine nine na nine. Nine nine na nine.
Pa pe pa pe.
What's with that kid?
Ba be ba be!
I have no idea what he's doing.
I don't know him!
He's got nothing to do with me!
Lambo-san can be a teacher too.
Watch me!
H-Hey!
He erased the blackboard!
Does anybody know the answer to this question?
Lambo isn't allowed to draw!
No way! Lemme go!
Lambo-san is gonna be the teacher!
I seriously can't stand him.
This has nothing to do with me.
I'm so sorry. He's one of mine.
Mom!
It's Mrs. Sawada again.
Tsuna has a brother?
She has so many children...
They don't look anything alike.
They found out!
And they have the wrong idea!
Huh? Kyoko?
Lambo-san is gonna play with Kyoko!
Sure. Let's.
Let's! Let's!
We're gonna have fun!
Uh, Mom?
Why did you bring them along?
I didn't.
Then who did?
Me.
Bianchi!
They wanted to come see Hayato's class with me.
Sis!
Teacher, it's terrible!
Gokudera-kun is...!
Are you okay, Gokudera-kun?
What is with all these interruptions?
In any case, I'll take him to the nurse's office.
This is an emergency, so class will be postponed for the time being.
I apologize for inconveniencing your family members.
Students, study independently for now.
I'm coming along!
Hey, Lambo!
Ah, wait.
I'm coming with you,
since I'm Hayato's guardian.
Oh, that'll be a big help.
Hang in there, Hayato.
I'll stay by your side.
It really looks like she's doing it on purpose...
Let's go.
Hold on, Lambo-kun, I-Pin-chan.
What a chaotic Open House.
Honestly...
I've never heard of independent study during Open House.
This is terrible!
I want to go home!
Hey! Pipe down!
Class is about to start again.
Huh?
I'm the substitute, Mr. Riboyama.
The name is Mr. Riboyama.
I'm the substitute, Mr. Riboyama.
What is he saying?
Who's he?
That's one tiny teacher.
Mr. Riboyama?
Do we have a teacher with that name at our school?
Don't know...
Obviously not!
He's very young.
I've never seen him before.
It is a pleasure to meet all of the family members.
Thank you very much.
Fawning...
The parents are accepting him!
What the heck?!
This class is part of the Vongola Genius Development Program.
Genius development?
What's that?
Every person who's been through this program has experienced a dramatic boost to their intelligence.
You'll have an IQ of 200 in no time.
Sounds so fake!
My, an IQ of 200!
Do your best, Osamu-chan!
I'm here for you!
Here's the first lesson.
We'll start by working on your muscles.
You need stamina for everything you do.
Follow my lead.
Raise your legs!
Higher! Higher!
Is there a point to this?
Stop whining.
This is kinda fun.
Ky-Kyoko-chan?
Okay. Rotate your arms.
Rotate faster! Faster!
Th-That's tough!
Rotate your hips!
Rotate your legs!
And rotate your neck!
That's not possible!
I can't take anymore...
Pathetic.
Wh-What are you talking about?
Anyone would be like this after that...
That was interesting.
I wish that class was always like this.
Well, sure, Yamamoto would be fine.
Wasn't that fun, Tsuna-kun?
Huh?
Even Kyoko-chan?
Okay.
That should have loosened you up,
so we'll move onto the next step.
H-Hold on!
What is it?
We're too exhausted to study now.
Use your willpower.
Isn't there an easier way to get smarter?
Yeah! Yeah!
We can't do anything this slow!
There certainly is.
If you stick this in your head.
What?
I-Is that...
Huh?
Stop!
Don't be ridiculous!
That's inhumane!
Inhumane!
I was only joking.
This was what I meant.
Wh-What is that?
An ordinary massage chair.
D-Don't lie!
That's obviously an electric-
Look at this.
Information in the human brain is merely an electrical current running through your nerves.
Stimulation will improve the flow of information and power up the brain many times over.
So scientific...
Progress is amazing these days.
I would love to try this on my child, if it will make him stronger.
Osamu-chan, do it!
You can instantly become a genius!
Easy for you to say, Mama...
That looks really dangerous.
Uh-huh.
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
You're up first.
D-Don't be ridiculous!
No way I'm doing that!
Okay!
Here I go!
Hey!
Your body's strong against electrical shocks!
Okay.
That takes care of the big pest.
So it ended up being me?!
S-Stop this!
It's just going to give you a massage.
You're lying!
You just said there would be an electrical shock!
Switch on!
Huh?
You don't feel anything?
That's odd.
Is it broken?
That scared me.
Sorry.
It wasn't plugged in.
It's rather loud.
H-Hibari-san!
Keep it down or I'll bite you to death.
Ciao-su.
Oh, hey, the baby.
Try to keep the noise down.
Isn't that great, Sawada?
Not at all!
Something's weird about that teacher.
You're right...
I don't get what he's trying to do.
Is he another of Sawada's acquaintances?
Look.
It's too far of a stretch for you to be a teacher.
Hey!
Mr. Riboyama or Repoyama!
We don't have time to waste on you!
Get lost already!
Cut the chatter.
He threw it so hard the chalk disintegrated...
Hey!
What are you doing to my Osamu-chan?!
Please calm down, ma'am!
I'm not staying in this class!
Don't leave your seat without permission.
Stunned silence...
R-Reborn...
He's using fear to control the class!
Now, let's continue.
We'll start by...
solving this simple problem.
Wh-When did you put that on the board?!
Does anybody know the answer?
Hey.
Isn't that, like, a super university-level problem?
Yeah... It looks difficult.
Amazing...
Middle schools are so advanced these days...
Nobody knows the answer?
I'll introduce the person who solves this problem to a good Mafia job.
Huh... Mafia?
Reborn's seriously looking for Family candidates in my class!
You're like the kid at Tsuna's place who's always talking about the Mafia.
Yes, he is kind of similar.
Why hasn't anybody noticed?!
Hey, somebody try to solve this.
Hurry it up or you'll each get a turn in that chair.
Hey! Hey!
Answer: toilet!
Get going.
L-Lambo!
Boss, I have returned...
Gokudera-kun?!
I've seen this problem before.
The answer is...
You're already in the Mafia.
G-Gokudera-kun!
Hey, that's going too far.
I got really pissed. Pissed.
That doesn't mean it's okay to-
I see.
So Sawada was involved in this.
Causing everybody so much trouble...
Do something!
Uh...
Sawada, if you know the teacher, get rid of him!
Deal with the problem!
This is Sawada-kun's responsibility.
Wh-What do I do?
Guess we have no choice.
Deal with it.
Huh?
Re-Born!
Re-Born
I'll teach this class if it kills me!
Now, solve this problem!
You numskulls don't know how?!
I'll beat the crap out of you!
N-No way...
He snapped...
Cut the chatter!
Answer the damn question!
I'll let you handle the rest.
What's wrong?!
Solve this problem if it kills you!
And now what you've been waiting for.
The horoscope for...
...next week!
The best three, maggot!
Lambo-san is here too!
You do this then.
That's right, maggot!
Hold... it... in...
The third sign for next week...
Aries Challenge the unknown!
...will be Aries.
I'm so happy.
Maybe I'll make a great big feast.
Hold... it... in...
Number two for next week...
Libra Get your hair cut for a change of pace.
...will be Libra.
I'm lucky every day.
So's Leon.
Hold... it... in...
And the top sign...
Aquarius Black knit caps are wonderful!
...will be Aquarius.
Hey there, señorita. Let's date.
That was all Lambo-san!
See ya next time!
Ciao-ciao.
Bye-bye.
Next time:
Happy? Wedding.